The Johnny Bingo Awards - 2025

 The Best Books (Read By Me) in 2025

Welcome, Dear Reader, to the 2026 Johnny Bingo Awards, given annually to the best books I read this year.

By now you know the drill, but in case you don’t here are some things to know about The JBs.

1. Eligible books are anything I read this year, regardless of when they were written.  The oldest book I read this year was published in 1835, the newest in 2025.  So hey, even if you’ve been dead hundreds of years, it’s not too late to win a JB!
2. My categories are…inconsistent. 
3. While Nobel Prize winners receive over 11 million kroner, which is like a million bucks, winners of a JB win the pride that can only come with knowing some random guy with a blog likes your book.

 The full list of eligible books is at the bottom.  

On to the prizes!

Best History Book

The Fate of the Day: The War for America, Fort Ticonderoga toCharleston, 1777-1780 (Volume Two of the Revolution Trilogy), Rick Atkinson

Most of the history books I read this year were useful and competent, but few thrilled me. 

For example, Constantine the Great is arguably the most important historical figure most people don’t know, but Michael Grant’s somewhat academic treatment left me wanting more.  And Tom Standage came up with a fascinating way of looking at world history, through the lens of six beverages that changed the world (Think The Beer Age [ancient Mesopotamia] and The Coke Age [the American century]) instead of The Iron Age, The Bronze Age, etc.).  But this treatment cried out for wit, which was sorely lacking.

But one book did stand out.  Rick Atkinson is a modern-day Bruce Catton, a former journalist who is 2/3 through his second brilliant historical trilogy.

I gave a JB to Volume 2 of The Liberation Trilogy way back in 2007.  Atkinson has now turned his gifts to the American Revolution* and published Volume 2 this year.  I eagerly await Volume 3.

* Atkinson also has a fine turn in Ken Burns’ documentary, The American Revolution*, which I just finished watching this week.  I hope to write a sort-of review of that but need to finish this.  Mini-preview-review: 5 stars!

·      The title of Burns’ doc got me thinking about what to call that war, or that period.  Growing up, it was always called The Revolutionary War, but there are other countries with revolutionary wars, so that’s not descriptive enough.  The Brits tend to call it The War for American Independence, which is much more descriptive.  But it only describes the war itself, and not what came before and after.  So, The American Revolution is an apt name for the period.

Most Superfluous History Book

The Demon of Unrest: A Saga of Hubris, Heartbreak, andHeroism, Erik Larson

 What?  You think we just hand out trophies and flowers here?  Sometimes our job is to issue warnings about what not to read.

Erik Larson has written some wonderful books, telling untold stories in Devil in the White City and In the Garden of Beasts.  In The Splendid and the Vile, he turned to fields that have been tilled many times before, focusing on Churchill during the Blitz.  But even here, he found a unique angle, focusing on his family life.

But what was the point exactly of The Demon of Unrest?  Larson decided to write a book about the beginning of the Civil War, a topic that has been covered hundreds of times by many great writers.  And he brought nothing new to it.  It seemed at times like he was a high school book report writer who knew he didn’t have enough material to hit the required page limit, so padded it out with irrelevant stories and facts.  Mr. Larson, please, don’t tell us about D-Day and Pearl Harbor in your next book– find that unknown story.

Oh, and if you want to read a genuinely great book about the start of the American Civil War, I recommend Volume I of Bruce Catton’s trilogy, The Coming Fury.  You may love it so much you’ll read the whole darned trilogy.

 

Best Spy Series

The Gabriel Allon Series, Daniel Silva

Gabriel Allon, the art restorer turned assassin turned master spy has been confounding Israel’s enemies and restoring renaissance paintings for a quarter century.

Silva pulls off the tricky balance of mixing glamorous European locales with the gritty horror of spywork.  More escapist than George Smiley but more realistic than Ethan Hunt.

He also manages to weave modern-day and historical politics – from the 1972 Munich Olympics to the rise of ISIS.    

Finally, he does something unusual in a series featuring a recurrent protagonist…time moves on.  Allon is aging, and in his latest book you can sense retirement coming.  I’m curious to see what Silva does with him next, especially as Israel is in a more perilous place than it has been in half a century.

 

The Book Most Likely to Make My Wife Kick Me Under the Table

Enlightenment Now: The Case for Reason, Science, Humanism,and Progress, Steven Pinker

If I may quote myself:

"There's a certain kind of book - non-fiction, well-written, a colon in the title, and a Big Idea at its heart  - that will make me talk about it for months afterwards.   Eventually, I'm out to dinner with other people and am rambling on for entirely too long about how ancient Romans used memory palaces to commit multi-hour speeches to memory and - thwack! - my wife will deliver a well-placed blow to my shin."       

For this year’s winner I would add this: I wish I could inject the ideas and the data that support those ideas directly into the brainstem of everyone on earth

We live in a cynical age.  We live in an age that rewards pessimism, embraces conspiracy theories, and fears for the future.  We live in this age despite the massive and overwhelming evidence that we live in the freest, wealthiest, safest, most comfortable age that has ever been.

Pinker divides this book into 3 parts.  In Part I he outlines the ideas of the Enlightenment; in Part II he showed their effectiveness over the past two centuries; and in Part III, he defends them against its enemies on the Left and the Right.

I’m not going to pretend it’s an easy read.  Pinker’s prose is clear and his arguments well-structured.  But there is SO much data to support his ideas, particularly in Part II, that it is a long journey. 

The most important part of the book is Part III.  Too many intelligent people fail to realize how important the ideas of the Enlightenment have changed the lives of billions of people, and how we need to defend these ideas.

Honorable Mention:  The Expectation Effect: How Your Mindset Can Transform Your Life, David Robson

  

The Unexpected Pleasure Award

The Celtic World, by Morgan Llywelyn

Earlier this year I was reading a novel by Nelson DeMille called Cathedral. It’s a pretty good thriller about Irish terrorists taking over Saint Patrick’s Cathedral on Saint Patrick’s Day. The charming rogue in charge goes by the nom de guerre of Finn Mac Cool.

I was vaguely aware of this name from Irish legend.  I googled the name and learned a bit more. I found an eponymous novel and saw it’s part of a whole series called The Celtic World.

I’m three books in and it’s a fine way to learn Irish mythology and some of the historical truth of the Celtic's journey.  The first book is called The Horse Goddess and finds the Celtic people in Eastern Europe.  The follow-up, Bard: The Odyssey of the Irish follows the Celts from Spain to Ireland.  And the third is the story of Finn MacCool himself. 

The characters are flesh and blood people who would eventually become the mythic figures of Irish legend, many of which are written about in one of the prize possessions of my library, a 17^th century work called Keating’s History of Ireland.

 

Best Mystery Series

The Peter Wimsey Novels, Dorothy L. Sayers

Everyone knows Agatha Christie.  But this year I discovered her wonderful contemporary, Dorothy Sayers, and her noble protagonist, Peter Wimsey.  If you like English mysteries that are charming, witty and intelligent, you should read the whole series.

Oh, and if you saw the new Knives Out movie, it mentioned the first book in the series, Whose Body?

             

Best Book Sent to Me By the Author

The Art of Stillness: Adventures in Going Nowhere, Pico Iyer

I had the pleasure of hearing a talk by Pico Iyer this year, and got to chat with him briefly afterwards.  I asked him if I could send him a copy of one of his books and have him inscribe it.  He agreed and sent this wonderful inscription back.

This short book is a reminder of the importance of doing nothing, something so rare in our helter-skelter world.

             

Best Music Book

The Uncool: A Memoir, by Cameron Crowe

I read biographies of R.E.M. and Tom Petty this year, and thoroughly enjoyed them both.  Though the Petty book left me a little sad…if someone as cool and accomplished as Tom Petty can’t find happiness, who can?

Perhaps the answer is being uncool.  Many know the movie Almost Famous is a roman-à-clef about Cameron Crowe, who toured with The Allman Brothers band as a teenager and wrote about it for Rolling Stone magazine.

In fact, Crowe’s story is far more interesting than this. While still in high school he wrote cover stories about Led Zeppelin, Eric Clapton, and more. He spent nearly a year with David Bowie. He lived with Don Henley and Glenn Frey as they wrote the Eagles' fourth album. He went fishing with Ronnie Van Zandt.  I enjoyed reading this book so much it should get its own category, Book I Was Most Disappointed to Finish.

Congratulations to all the winners!  If you each send me your Venmo, I'll send you 10 kroners!  

2025 Book Log

1 Camino Island: Camino Series #1 John Grisham

2 The Demon of Unrest: A Saga of Hubris, Heartbreak, and Heroism at the Dawn of the Civil War Erik Larson

3 Democracy in America: Volume I Alexis de Tocqueville

4 Camino Winds: Camino Series #2 John Grisham

5 The Book of Life (All Souls #3) Debora Harkness

6 The Dreadful Lemon Sky (Travis McGee #15) John D. MacDonald

7 The Fury Alex Michelides

8 The Golden Ocean Patrick O'Brian

9 Cathedral Nelson DeMille

10 The Name of This Band Is R.E.M.: A Biography Peter Ames Carlin

11 The Expectation Effect: How Your Mindset Can Transform Your Life David Robson

12 The Horse Goddess (Celtic World 1) Morgan Llywelyn

13 The Bright Sword: A Novel of King Arthur Lev Grossman

14 Bard: The Odyssey of the Irish (Celtic World 2) Morgan Llywelyn

15 The Medici: Power, Money, and Ambition in the Italian Renaissance Paul Strathern

16 The Long Lavender Look (Travis McGee #12) John D. MacDonald

17 The Wanted (Elvis Cole #19) Robert Crais

18 How to Stop Time Matt Haig

19 House of Spies (Gabriel Allon #17) Daniel Silva

20 London Rules (Slow Horses #6) Mick Herron

21 Holmes, Marple, & Poe James Patterson & Brian Sitts

22 The Fate of the Day: The War for America, Fort Ticonderoga to Charleston, 1777-1780 (Volume Two of the Revolution Trilogy) Rick Atkinson

23 The Man Who Saw Seconds Alexander Boldizar

24 Finn Mac Cool (Celtic World 3) Morgan Llywelyn

25 Dark Voyage (Night Soldiers 8) Alan Furst

26 Constantine the Great: The Man and His Times Michael Grant

27 The Key to Rebecca Ken Follett

28 Razor Girl Carl Hiaasen

29 Whose Body (Peter Wimsey #1) Dorothy L. Sayers

30 1493: Uncovering the New World Columbus Created Charles C. Mann

31 Clouds of Witness (Peter Wimsey #2) Dorothy L. Sayers

32 A History of the World in 6 Glasses Tom Standage

33 Unnatural Death (Peter Wimsey #3) Dorothy L. Sayers

34 Throne of Glass (Throne of Glass #1) Sarah J. Maas

35 The Unpleasantness at the Bellona Club (Peter Wimsey #4) Dorothy L. Sayers

36 Stars in their Courses: The Gettysburg Campaign Shelby Foote

37 Hallowed Ground: A Walk at Gettysburg James M. McPherson

38 Crown of Midnight (Throne of Glass #2) Sarah J. Maas

39 The Killer Angels: A Novel of the Civil War Michael Shaara

40 A Tan and Sandy Silence (Travis McGee #13) John D. MacDonald

41 Sharpe's Company (Sharpe #13) Bernard Cornwell

42 Enlightenment Now: The Case for Reason, Science, Humanism, and Progress Steven Pinker

43 The Art of Stillness: Adventures in Going Nowhere Pico Iyer

44 Petty: A Biography Warren Zanes

45 The Assassin's Blade (Throne of Glass prequel) Sarah J. Maas

46 Void Moon Michael Connelly

47 The Uncool: A Memoir Cameron Crowe

48 Espana: A Brief History of Spain Giles Tremlett

49 Lord Peter Views The Body (Peter Wimsey Short Stories) Dorothy L. Sayers

50 Sharpe's Command (Sharpe #14) Bernard Cornwell

51 The Mask of Apollo Mary Renault

Oh Very Young, What Will You Leave Us This Time?

Nearly All Great Rock and Pop Music is Made by (Very!) Young People

Back in 1989, I saw the Rolling Stones at Shea Stadium.

I was 23 years old and remember marveling at how spry these aging rockers were.  Look at Mick, running around that stage like a young man!  And Keith, giving us the full Guitar God treatment, despite surely suffering arthritic hips and failing eyesight.  I recall making snarky jokes about senility and dentures and retirement homes.

They were 46 years old.

In 2024, I saw the Rolling Stones at Met Life Stadium.  Mick could still run around the stage, though with more offstage breaks.  And Keith, well, he did have to sit down a few times, but still, they played a whole damn concert, and it was pretty good!

They were 81 years old.

More remarkably, they were touring to promote a new album, Hackney Diamonds, which topped the charts in 20 countries.

It’s all very impressive.  

But seeing these geriatric rockers putting out albums and touring the world got me thinking.  Even though Hackney Diamonds is a good album...and I hate to be ungracious here....but, see, here’s the thing…I would bet my CD collection that not a single song on that album will occupy a place in fans’ hearts the way their hits from the 60s and 70s did.  

In fact, I don’t think a single song they made in the 80s*, 90s, 00s, and 10s, will replace Satisfaction, Gimme Shelter, Angie, Sympathy for the Devil, and dozens more in their fans’ hearts.  The Rolling Stones produced an incredible body of work in their 20s and 30s and then…very little that connected with fans after that.

* Yes, Tattoo You came out in 1981, but most of those songs, including Start Me Up, were outtakes from the 70s.  

And it’s not just the Stones.  

The Beatles recorded Abbey Road, their 12th and final album, in 1969.  The oldest Beatle, Ringo Starr, was 29.  The youngest, George Harrison, was 26!  The Fab 4 would go on to record some memorable music as solo musicians in the 70s and 80s (their 30s and 40s), but you won’t meet many people who say they prefer their solo work (including Paul McCartney).  

With few exceptions, the most important, influential, and beloved music of the rock and pop era has been produced by artists in their 20s and 30s - and mostly their 20s.

One would think that artists in their 40s and 50s, with the benefit of experience and wisdom, would continue to produce great work – maybe even better work.  But that doesn’t seem to be the case.  

Before we get into theorizing the why, let’s first prove that assertion.

Hope I Die Before I Get Old

Is it true that most great music is made by people in their 20s?  I did a numerical analysis because, really, what’s more rock and roll than a numerical analysis? 

Here’s my methodology:

• I took the Top 100 albums from Rolling Stone magazine’s Top 500 Albums list
• This list isn’t perfect, but perfection is unattainable in a subjective ranking.  Most will agree RS is a pretty good arbiter
• It’s the most recent list (2023), which is much more diverse in genre, time span, race, and gender than previous lists.  I don’t think this had a significant impact on the age data

• I calculated the average age of the artist(s) primarily responsible for the creation of the album
• For solo artists, this was easy.  For example, Stevie Wonder was 23 when he made Innervisions.  
• For bands, I took some license.  I included all of the Beatles’ ages at the time of each one of their albums and averaged them.  But for the Beach Boys, I just used Brian Wilson.  This was partly laziness and partly rationalized by the fact that if I included all of the Beach Boys’ ages and divided by the number of Beach Boys, it would be pretty much the same number.  

• I eliminated 3 albums that were collections recorded over a long period of time, and difficult to pin down by age (James Brown’s Star Time; Chuck Berry’s The Great Twenty-Eight; and Bob Marley’s Legend).  I replaced them with albums 101-103 from the larger Top 500 list.

• I sorted by age

[full list at the bottom of this thread]

How many of the top 100 albums would you guess were released by people in their 20s?  I'll give you a hint.  It's about the same number as the years Mick and Keith have been alive.  Eighty of the top 100 albums were released by people in their 20s!

And released is a key word, because another half dozen (including Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours) were released by artists who were, or averaged, 30 years old.  Meaning they likely were still in their 20s when writing and recording.  So, 86% of the Top 100 albums were written and recorded by people in their 20s.

But it gets better.

45 were made by artists 25 and under!  Albums released by artists 25 and under include Are You Experienced, Thriller, Master of Puppets, Red, Nevermind, Straight Outta Compton, and Led Zeppelin IV*. The Beatles and Bob Dylan had two each on the list before they got to 25.  

* And therefore, though not on the list, Zep I, II, and III.  

Only two albums on this were made by artists over 40 - and neither are over 45.  One is by jazz musician Miles Davis, so not really from the world of rock and pop (3 of the 14 albums by artists over 40 are jazz).  

And from the world of rock and pop only one of the albums is made by an artist over 40.  Care to guess who it was?

Paul Simon was 45 years old when he released Graceland.  

What About Other Art Forms?

Maybe this whole 20s thing isn’t exclusive to rock and pop music, but relative to all modern art forms. So, some more data analysis!

Film

Besides popular music, the other great 20th century art form is film.  The American Film Institute is famous for its AFI 100 – the greatest movies ever made.  How old were the artists – in this case the directors – behind these films?  Let’s dig into the data.

The average age of the directors of these masterpieces is 43.

Only 5 of them were directed by people in their 20s.

None were 25 or under.  In fact, four of them were in their late 20s.

And of the five in their 20s:

• Steven Spielberg was 29 when he directed Jaws; but he has four other films on the list, all directed between age 35 and 52

• George Lucas was 29 when he directed American Graffiti.  But I'm confident the movie he directed at 33 will be the lead on his obituary

Which leaves us Orson Welles’ (26) Citizen Kane, M. Night Shyamalan’s (29) The Sixth Sense, and Stanley Donen’s (28) Singin’ in the Rain, which he co-directed with 40-year-old Gene Kelly. 

Novels

What about fiction?  The novel, unlike rock music and film, isn’t a 20th century innovation.  But unlike painting, sculpture, playwriting, and poetry, it is an art form that doesn't have ancient roots. So, perhaps, a useful comp for rock and pop.  

In this case I used Modern Library’s list of the Best 100 Novels of the 20th Century.  

There are certainly more young people on this list than the film directors list. This makes sense, since a film is a large enterprise costing millions of dollars and involving dozens if not hundreds of people, while anyone with a laptop and imagination can write a novel. Heck, you don’t even need a laptop.

Still, the authors behind the Modern Library 100 are definitely older than our rock’n’rollers.

Fourteen are in their 20s, and nine of the fourteen are 29.  The only book by someone under 25 is The Heart is Lonely Hunter, written by 23-year-old Carson McCullers.

I know I’ve thrown a lot of numbers at you.  So let’s look at this handy chart comparing the ages of the creators behind the RS100 (music), ML100 (novels), and AFI100 (films).

 

When I'm 64

You might be thinking, well, okay, but that’s just 100 albums.  Surely, there are a bunch of great albums by rock and pop artists in their 40s, 50s, and 60s.

Really?  Can  you name any?  

Okay, I'll try.

As it happens, some of my favorite artists made some great music in their 40s.

Tom Petty’s Wildflowers is a beloved album, released at age 44, that does indeed seem to capture the wisdom gained through the years.  

Van Morrison had an extraordinary run between his 41st and 47th birthday. He released No Guru No Method No Teacher, Poetic Champions Compose, Irish Heartbeat, Avalon Sunset, Enlightenment*, and Hymns To the Silence .  Great stuff, but most would agree that his mid-20s run (from Brown Eyed Girl and Astral Weeks to Moondance and Tupelo Honey) was God-tier work.

* Hopefully someone will remember that I'd like Avalon of the Heart, off Enlightenment, played at my funeral

Billy Joel released River of Dreams, his last album, when he was 44.  I like that album, but I doubt many Joel fans can name a song besides the title track.

Bruce Springsteen was 52 when he made The Rising. It was a critical and commercial success but few fans of The Boss (and none of his casual fans) would rank it with Born to Run (26) or Darkness on the Edge of Town (29).

Bob Dylan continues to release critically acclaimed albums into his 80s, but except for the song Love Sick appearing in a Victoria’s Secret commercial, I’m not sure much of it reached the mainstream. 

You’ll notice all of these folks are solo artists, or close enough.  Its even harder for bands to continue to produce, since they a) have to stay together and b) have to be able to create together. 

U2 is an exception, perhaps, releasing All That You Can’t Leave Behind, mostly recorded while its members were 39.  It is difficult to think of any artist at that age opening an album with a 1-2-3 punch as good as Beautiful Day, Stuck in a Moment You Can’t Get Out Of, and Elevation.  But again – would many rank this album over War, The Unforgettable Fire, The Joshua Tree, and Achtung Baby - all recorded before any of their members turned 30?  

What Does It All Mean?

See, here's where I'm stymied.  

The ideal FreeTime piece does 3 things:

• Make an (original, hopefully!) observation
• Prove the observation is true
• Explain the observation

But I don’t have an explanation that's truly satisfying.

Maybe rock and pop music is as much athletic as artistic.  Just as great athletes have their prime in their 20s and 30s, maybe great rock music does.  But the issue seems to be the intellectual act of songwriting, not the physical act of performing, which the Stones and Bruce, among others, have continued to do at a high level even beyond their 50s.

Maybe it's Freudian. I'm not sure how many rock and roll songs are about sex, but I think the answer is...all of them?  

Maybe I'm asking the wrong question.  Maybe the question isn't, why do musicians in their 40s and 50s release so little; but rather, why are 20-something artists routinely creating masterpieces?

I don't know.  

But I think perhaps the answer lies somewhere in the song "Against the Wind".  

Bob Seger was lamenting his lost youth and the burdens of adulthood.  He's got so much more to think about, deadlines and commitments.  He spoke of how he's older now, but still running against the wind*.

* When he wrote these world-weary lyrics, he was 35

And in the very first verse, he may have put his finger on why rock and roll is created by the young, with his now-immortal line:

"I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then."

Maybe experience and wisdom are the worst things for creating great rock music. 

Bob Seger had a few more hits in him.  In fact he had a #1 hit at the age of 42 with the song Shakedown from the Beverly Hills Cop II soundtrack.  

But Against the Wind was his last great album.  

Is Clapton God?*

More like an Evangelist

When music fans hear the name Eric Clapton, their first thought would likely be “guitar virtuoso”.

Or perhaps they’ll think of the guy who was in a bunch of bands before finally accepting that he was a solo artist.+

Maybe they’ll just start singing “Layla”.

But I suspect that Eric Clapton’s most lasting musical legacy will be as a fan.  In fact, Eric Clapton might be the most influential evangelist of music in modern history.

Blues Power

In 1962, the American Folk Blues Festival brought legendary blues artists like Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, and Howlin’ Wolf to European audiences.  The crowd at the first venue in Britain included the unknown teenagers Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, and Jimmy Page.  If you were to scan the audience at later shows in London you’d see future stars like Eric Burdon, Steve Winwood – and a 17-year-old Eric Clapton.

A lot of British musicians played a role in re-introducing the great American bluesmen to the wider world.  But none had the combination of prominence and dedication as Clapton.

He was in three of the most prominent – maybe the three most prominent - blues-based English bands: The Yardbirds, John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers, and Cream. These bands covered landmark blues songs like “I’m A Man” and “Crossroads”.  The Yardbirds toured with Sonny Boy Williamson.  Clapton joined Winwood and the Stones’ rhythm section to record The London Howlin’ Wolf Sessions.  

In 1995 he released From the Cradle, a blues cover album, which was Grammy-nominated for Album of the Year, and hit #1 on the U.S. charts.   To this day, he runs the Crossroads Festival that he founded.

Clapton, Muddy Waters, & Johnny Winter (1979)

But perhaps more than anything else, he never stopped talking about the power of the blues.  When Robert Johnson’s The Complete Recordings was released in 1990 – an epic moment in that glorious period of box sets – he wrote the liner notes, which included this quote, one imbued with religious awe: 

“Up until I heard his music, everything I had ever heard seemed as if it was dressed up for a shop window somewhere.  So that when I heard him for the first time, it was like he was singing only for himself, and now and then, maybe God.”

That box set, 41 songs recorded in 1936-37 by an artist that had almost never received any radio play, sold more than a million copies, and won a Grammy.  This is hard to imagine without the enthusiasm and evangelism of Eric Clapton.  

I Hope You Like Jammin’ Too

Did you know the term reggae wasn’t coined until 1968 – 6 albums into Eric Clapton’s recording career with various bands?

The 1968 single “Do the Reggay” by Toots and the Maytals was the first popular song to use the word, effectively naming the genre.  It has roots in earlier Jamaican genres like ska, but even ska only evolved in the 1950s.  One might say ska is to doo-wop what reggae is to rock and roll.

Within a few years, a bunch of newly rich white musicians started vacationing in the Caribbean, where they heard this funky music.  And they loved it.  

Paul Simon, always attuned to global sounds, recorded "Mother and Child Reunion" with Jamaican artists in Kingston in 1972.  The Stones recorded Goats Head Soup in Jamaica.  Led Zeppelin’s "D’yer Mak’er" – a double entendre pun that sounds like ‘Jamaica’ and ‘Did You Make Her’ - is reggae-inspired.

But it was Eric Clapton’s “I Shot the Sheriff” that went to #1 on the Billboard charts and introduced reggae to a much larger audience.  In fact, it was his only #1 hit.

Today, the world is much more likely to play Bob Marley’s version – as they should! – but I’m not sure they would have if Eric Clapton had not fell in love with reggae.

Going Acoustic

Last year, movie audiences everywhere saw the legendary story of Bob Dylan going electric in the film “A Complete Unknown”.  Twenty years after Dylan plugged in, MTV Unplugged invited artists to unplug the electric instruments that made them famous.

The list of artists who appeared on Unplugged is long and illustrious.  Metal (Alice in Chains) and grunge bands (Nirvana) unplugged.  The show featured crooners (Tony Bennett) and divas (Mariah Carey), hip-hop artists (Lauryn Hill) and legends (Paul McCartney).  Heck, even Page & Plant did a few tunes together.  

But the unchallenged king of this latest music ‘innovation’ was Eric Clapton.  

It may not surprise you to learn that Eric Clapton Unplugged was the top selling MTV Unplugged album.  But perhaps it may surprise you to hear that, with 26 million albums sold, it is the best-selling live rock album of all time? 

Further On Up Some Other Roads

Clapton’s career as a music chameleon has other, albeit shorter, chapters.  

In 1968, Cream played some famous shows at The Fillmore, and some of that Haight-Ashbury influence arguably filtered into Cream’s sound.  

In the mid-80’s, he had a slew of hits like “She’s Waiting”, “Pretending”, and “It’s In the Way That You Use It”, that captures the over-produced power-pop sound of the era.  

And in my favorite “Eric Clapton is the greatest music fan of all time” story…when he first heard the music of The Band (arguably a genre unto themselves) he told Jack Bruce and Ginger Baker he needed to quit Cream, because he was planning to join this other band.  He drove to Woodstock where The Band was hanging and…well, he never quite got the courage to ask if he can join, but he wanted to!**

Slowhand’s Masterpiece

There is a downside to all this idolatry.  

It seems to me that Eric Clapton’s music was, at times, derivative.  He was a highly skilled guitarist, became a competent vocalist, and had enough songwriting chops to create a bunch of hits.

But, alas, some of his music feels like an homage to the people he idolized.  He was worshipping the blues artists and reggae artists and even the 80s hitmakers.  It was good music, but arguably music that was, well, dressed up for a shop window somewhere.

The one great exception to this “Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs”, with his final band, Derek & The Dominos.  That album is an absolute masterpiece.  And I suspect it is because for that moment, driven by his star-crossed love for Pattie Boyd, he wrote, sang, and played from the heart.  

It wasn’t a blues album, it wasn’t a reggae song, it wasn’t trying to be the Grateful Dead or The Band or Phil Collins.  It is a great work of art by a highly skilled musician singing for himself, and maybe God.

* “Clapton is God” is an early rock and roll meme.  A graffiti artist painted it on a wall in London in the early 1960s, and soon it was appearing all over town, and even crossed the ocean to New York.

+ I wrote about how the greatest bands are British (Beatles/Stones/Zep/Who/U2) and the greatest solo artists are American (Elvis/Dylan/Bruce/Billy Joel) here.  Clapton, the Englishman, recorded with 6 bands in the first decade of his career, before committing to a solo career

** Clapton told the story himself when he inducted The Band into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (here)

The Johnny Bingo Awards - 2024

 My Favorite Books of this Reading Year

Once again, it is time for the least-anticipated literary awards of the year…The Johnny Bingo Awards!

These prestigious awards are awarded annually in a variety of categories that change constantly.  There is only one constant, one rule, which I've been using for nearly 20 years:

Eligible books are those I read this year (see below for full list). It could’ve been written by a blind Greek poet in the 8th century BCE or be an unpublished galley hacked from an MFA candidate’s MacBook in a Brooklyn cafe.  As long as I read the last paragraph before the ball drops in Times Square, it can be a winner.

The literarily literate among you understand that “the blind Greek poet in the 8th century BCE” refers to Homer, author of The Iliad and The Odyssey.  This week it was announced that the acclaimed director Christopher Nolan’s next project will be a movie version of The Odyssey, starring Tom Holland and Zendaya.  The social media reaction to this was filled with so much literary ignorance it made me want to strap myself to the mast…

On to this year’s awards!

Best Historian at Capturing BIG Subjects in a Single Volume

Andrew Roberts 

When it was announced that Ridley Scott would be making a film about Napoleon Bonaparte, I was nervously excited.  I knew from Gladiator that historical accuracy wasn’t exactly Scott’s strong suit, but still – the chance to see a master filmmaker put things like Austerlitz and the invasion of Russia on screen…

The film was awful but its release inspired me to brush up on my Napoleon and that’s how I came across Andrew Roberts.  His Napolean: A Life is a masterpiece.  Scott couldn’t skillfully fit 22 action-packed years into 3 hours of celluloid, but Roberts splendidly tells the entire story of Napoleon’s life and era in fewer than a thousand pages.  

It was so good I read his single-volume history of WWII, The Storm of War: A New History of the Second World War, and I can say with confidence it is the best single-volume history of this enormous subject I’d ever read.  It might be subtitled “Hitler Could Have Won the War if He Wasn’t Such an Ideological Idiot.”

I intend to work my way through Baron Roberts’ (yes, he is a Baron) entire bibliography over the next few years.  

Best Book by Someone I Hadn’t Read Yet

The Storied Life of A.J. Fikry

Gabrielle Zevin

It seems much of the book-loving world has read Zevin’s Tommorow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow – but I went back a few years and sampled one of her earlier works.  An absolutely charming book written by, about, and for book lovers.  

Best Old-Fashioned Novel by an Underrated Novelist

The Ocean and the Stars: A Sea Story, A War Story, A Love Story

Mark Helprin

Mark Helprin has had a curious literary career.  Early on, he took the expected steps of the Next Great Writer: acclaimed short story collections, regularly published in The New Yorker, the breathlessly reviewed debut novel (A Winter’s Tale), and the breakthrough novel (A Soldier of a Great War).

Then he seemed to fade from cultural view.  Partly it’s because he had politics well out of step with the literary gatekeepers – he is a passionate supporter of Israel’s right to existence (even served in the IDF) and was revealed to be a speechwriter for Bob Dole.  But it’s also because the next few novels didn’t live up to the promise of his earlier works. Often it seemed like a powerful literary gift was being wielded in the service of unworthy plots.

The Ocean and The Stars was, for me, a return to form.  It is  an old-fashioned novel about honor and courage and love, and a welcome respite from the cynical solipsism of the modern literary novel.

Best History Book About a Subject of Which I was Shockingly Ignorant

Hero: The Life and Legend of Lawrence of Arabia

Michael Korda

Current historical events often influence my history reading.  For example, Russia’s invasion of Ukraine in 2022 inspired me to finally pluck that unread biography of Peter the Great from the shelf (and it won a Johnny Bingo that year!).

The Israel-Hamas war had me brushing up on the origins of the Middle East’s manufactured map, and made my realize how little I knew of T.E. Lawrence, aka Lawrence of Arabia.

I don’t know if Korda’s 2011 work is the best biography, but it is thorough, well-written, and has the advantage of being written late enough to capture some recent history.  (and, unlike earlier biographies, late enough to be frank about Lawrence's, oh what's the right word, unusual sex life).

There is so much to Lawrence's life.  He was a critical figure - for better and worse - in the making of the modern Middle East.  And you'll learn much about the unique situation the passing of the Ottoman Empire created, and how it led to the creation of problems that plague the world today.

But it is also one of the great adventure stories of all time, and perhaps a story about the first truly global celebrity.  At the heart of it is the endlessly fascinating figure of T.E. Lawrence.  If I ever get to host one of those ‘if you could invite anyone’ dinner parties, I’d be hard-pressed to not offer a seat to Lawrence of Arabia.

Best Book by the Best Writer

The Passenger

Cormac McCarthy

As I age, and my heroes pass, this blog runs the risk of turning into an Obituaries pages.  Two of my last three posts have been tributes to Pete Rose and Dickey Betts.  And yet, I never quite got around to writing an homage to my favorite writer, Cormac McCarthy, who passed in June of 2023.

In some ways, his career arc was the opposite of Helprin’s.  His first 5 novels were praised in obscure literary journals, but found no readers.  His fifth novel, the much-acclaimed Blood Meridian, had a small press run of 5000 copies.  

But then he went on a run.  His Border trilogy found a much larger audience, and the first book (All the Pretty Horses) was turned into a Matt Damon movie.  In 2005, No Country for Old Men became an Oscar-winning Coen Brothers movie, and 2006 The Road was picked for Oprah’s book club and won The Pulitzer.  This notoriously difficult writer had, against all literary odds, become a mainstream success story.

And that was it.  Or so it seemed.  For the next decade and a half Cormac fans waited.  And then, in late 2022, McCarthy published not one, but two linked novels, The Passenger and Stella Maris.  Six months later he was dead.

One night, not long after McCarthy's death, I sat on my deck with a bottle of Basil Hayden, a Montecristo cigar, and Van Morrison’s Veedon Fleece album - and contemplated the career of Cormac McCarthy.  As the bottle emptied and the ashtray filled, my thoughts got more profound, and I was struck with an epiphany about the role of the artist, and how The Passenger and Veedon Fleece were sister works of art that encapsulated both of the careers of these Great Artists, and perhaps even explained Art.   I jotted a bunch of notes down in my phone, stream-of-consciousness style,  bursting with intellectual energy.

Apparently I didn’t save it.  Oh well.  

Hopefully my kids will remember that I have a first edition of Blood Meridian, and while I hope they pass it down through the generations, if they ever get in a tight financial bind, it might be worth something some day.

 Honorable Mention

Here’s the full list of books I read this year, along with some quick comments on other favorites…

Napoleon: A Life, Andrew Roberts

The Passenger, Cormac McCarthy

Two Nights in Lisbon, Chris Pavone

The 39 Steps, John Buchan

Running Blind (Jack Reacher #4), Lee Child

The 7 1/2 Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle,Stuart Turton

Without Fail (Jack Reacher #6), Lee Child

Stella Maris, Cormac McCarthy

Dave Barry Turns 50, Dave Barry

The Psychology of Money: Timeless Lessons on Wealth, Greed, & Happiness, Morgan Housel

Sometimes I give out an award titled "The Book Most Likely to Make My Wife Kick My Shin Under the Table", because I go on and on about lessons learned.  This is one of those books.

The Power of the Dog: Power of the Dog Book 1, Don Winslow

The only reason I didn't honor Winslow again this year is that I gave his book The Force an award last year, and wrote about him with some length.  But this is even better than The Force.

The Man Who Was Thursday, G.K. Chesterton

Red Sparrow: Book 1 of Red Sparrow Trilogy, Jason Matthews

The Summer Game, Roger Angell

The Return of Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Adventures in the Screen Trade: A Personal View of Hollywood and Screenwriting, William Goldman

A great read about screenwriting and moviemaking - or at least, screenwriting and moviemaking in the 70s and 80s.  Particularly recommended if you loved Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

The Bomber Mafia: A Dream, a Temptation, and the Longest Night of the Second World War, Malcolm Gladwell

The 6:20 Man (6:20 Man #1), David Baldacci

The Innocence of Father Brown, G.K. Chesterton

The Storm of War: A New History of the Second World War, Andrew Roberts

Dress Her in Indigo: (Travis McGee #12), John D. MacDonald

The It Girl, Ruth Ware

The Storied Life of A.J. Fikry, Gabrielle Zevin

Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman

Daisy Jones & The Six, Taylor Jenkins Reid

A fictional oral history of a Fleetwood Mac-like band.  Excellent book, I should have given it a JB!

Swordpoint: The WWII Collection, Max Hennessey

Samuel Adams: The Revolutionary, Stacy Schiff

Adams is on the short list of Underrated Americans, and Schiff is on the short list of underrated historians.  For more on Schiff, see my previous post about the Benjamin Franklin series on Apple TV.

A Discovery of Witches (All Souls #1), Deborah Harkness

I'm two books into this series and I haven't experienced this kind of thrill around vampires since Anne Rice's heyday.

The Edge (6:20 Man #2), David Baldacci

The Thin Man, Dashiell Hammett

Tribe: On Homecoming and Belonging, Sebastian Junger

The Maltese Falcon, Dashiell Hammett

The Resurrection Walk (Lincoln Lawyer #7), Michael Connelly

The Ocean and the Stars: A Sea Story, A War Story, A Love Story, Mark Helprin

Israel: A Simple Guide to the Most Misunderstood Country on Earth, Noa Tishby

The Inside Game: Bad Calls, Strange Moves, and What Baseball Behavior Teaches Us About Ourselves, Keith Law

Hero: The Life and Legend of Lawrence of Arabia, Michael Korda

Flashman (The Flashman Papers 1), George MacDonald Fraser

A Wizard of Earthsea (The Earthsea Cycle #1), Ursula K. Le Guin

On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft, Stephen King

Case Histories: Jackson Brodie 1, Kate Atkinson

In Sunlight and in Shadow, Mark Helprin

Think Twice: Myron Bolintar #12, Harlan Coben

The Lion's Game: John Corey #2 , Nelson DeMille

Not DeMille's best - it should be a few hundred pages shorter and perhaps have a more wrapped up ending.  But DeMille passed this year, and he gave me many hours of reading pleasure.  The outpouring of support on social media from the giants of thriller writers suggest he was also a beloved and generous man.  Long Island really produces some winners.

Shadow of Night (All Souls #2), Debora Harkness

The Collector (Gabriel Allon #23), Daniel Silva

Apple TV's Franklin: A Sort of Review

When Hollywood takes on a historical subject I am interested in, I greet the news with cautious joy.  If I’m lucky, I’ll get something as good as Steven Spielberg’s Lincoln.  If I’m unlucky, I’ll have to endure Ridley Scott’s Napoleon.

It was with this happy trepidation that I tuned into Apple TV+’s historical miniseries, Franklin.  The 8-part series is based on Stacy Schiff’s* book “A Great Improvisation: Franklin, France, and the Birth of America”.

* I haven’t read the book, but I have read Schiff’s excellent biographies of Cleopatra and Samuel Adams.  She is an accomplished historian who is deeply knowledgeable of the period

The show does some things very well, others less well.  And perhaps has a fatal flaw that prevents it from rising to greatness – something that was within its grasp.

Keatang’s Rules of History Movies

I have some rules for history movies or miniseries.  Or, to paraphrase Dr. Peter Venkman, they’re more guidelines than rules.  Let’s see how Franklin did:

Use a Smaller Story to Tell a Bigger Story

One might think a show titled Franklin would be a full-scale biography of one of our great Founders.  

But you won’t see him sign the Declaration of Independence or create the US Postal Service.  There are no scenes of him kite-flying in a thunderstorm or inventing bifocals.  Neither George Washington nor Thomas Jefferson, Hamilton or Madison, will grace the screen.

Franklin wisely zeroes in on an important period in Franklin’s life and the life of our country: the  near-decade he spent in France, first trying to gain France's support (military, financial, and diplomatic) for the American Revolution, then negotiating the Treaty of Paris ending that war.

This approach works.  Napoleon (a movie I will not be kind to in this piece) failed for many reasons, not least of which is that Ridley Scott tried to capture 28 history-packed years into 3 hours.  Even a filmmaker as unconcerned with historical truth as Scott can’t do that.  

Get the Period Details Right 

I have spent little to no time in pre-Revolutionary France, so maybe they didn’t get the details right.  But boy it sure it felt like they did.

Much of it was filmed at Versailles itself, and in spots throughout Paris, and it shows.  Spectacularly so.

The wardrobe and makeup seem to capture the ridiculous glamour of the Ancien Regime.

I have an admiration for historical shows that realize the world was much darker before Franklin discovered electricity (jk) and have the courage to show that, while still properly lighting the scene.

And Franklin does a masterful job of slipping back and forth between English and sub-titled French.

Finally…and this is a tricky subject…but unlike some other recent period films, there is no colorblind casting.  There are Black actors but they are playing Black characters.  There are good reasons for colorblind casting, particularly in a fictional setting.  But when a production is doing so much difficult and expensive work to make you believe you are in 18th century France, that can be undone by, say, 18th century French Ministers of Finance that look nothing like 18th century French Ministers of Finance.  

And having Black characters, rather than Black actors playing white characters, makes it possible to show period attitudes towards race.  Colorblind casting will show said Minister of Finance meeting with the King, and everyone in the room is cool with the fact that the Minister of Finance is Black.  When in actual 18th century France, I assure you, they would not be cool.  Instead, we get to see French nobility react to a louche young noble bringing an "African" actress to a ball, or see the the casual racism of John Jay compared to the more enlightened John Adams.  

The Truth is More Important Than the Facts

Novels, movies, and miniseries based on history are not documentaries.  They are fictional retellings of historical events.  And it is impossible to be completely faithful to the facts in this medium.

For example, the peace negotiations for the Treaty of Paris ran from April 1782 through its drafting in November, to its signing in September of the following year.  That’s a year and a half.

Director Tim Van Patten* had about 45 minutes of screen time to show this.  Some telescoping is necessary.

So, while what we see isn’t necessarily what happened, it is faithful to the truth of what happened.  Well done. (You’ll be shocked to hear that Napoleon got the truth and the facts wrong.)

* TVP is the half-brother of Dick Van Patten, the Dad from Eight is Enough.  His filmography is a list of the best television shows of the last two decades.  He has directed episodes of The Wire, Deadwood, Rome, The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, and more.

I'd be remiss however if I didn't object to the characterization of John Adams. Adams is used as a foil against Franklin.  Where Franklin is charming, Adams is rude and awkward.  Franklin's French is imperfect but passable; Adams' is clumsy and intelligible.  Franklin reads every person and moment perfectly; Adams blunders about cluelessly.  

Adams was a brilliant man, and Franklin knew it.  They give him a bit of a redemption at the end, but I may have to rewatch the HBO John Adams miniseries to forget this rendition.

Don’t Cast a Famous Person in the Role of a Famous Person

Even in a country as historically disinterested as America, most people have an idea of what Benjamin Franklin looks like.  Bald, paunchy, kindly, wise.  

Hollywood’s makeup artists, I’m sure, could have made Michael Douglas look more like Franklin.  Instead we get a rather svelte figure whose hairline was not retreating like the British from Lexington and Concord.

The performance was charming, the lines well-delivered, the twinkle in the eye perfect.  But not for one minute did I believe I was looking at Benjamin Franklin, American Founder.  I was always quite aware I was looking at Michael Douglas, American Movie Star*.

* As my friend Lucky pointed out, if you want a believable performance of Benjamin Franklin, check out Tom Wilkinson in the John Adams miniseries.

But hey – he was many thousands times better than whatever the heck Joaquin Phoenix was doing in Napoleon!  (damn, that movie infuriated me; I should do a review of that but I’d have to watch it again).  

*  The exception to this rule is Daniel Day-Lewis’ sublime performance in Lincoln

Thank You Apple

Whenever I review a history move/show, I feel bad because I nitpick at the edges.  In truth, I am very grateful that Apple actually greenlighted this show.  

Imagine that pitch meeting:

“So, we want to do a miniseries about Benjamin Franklin.”

“Oh, interesting!.  Declaration of Independence, all of the Founding Fathers.  Sounds great!”

“Actually, no, it will take place in France.”

“What?”

“Yeah, there’s going to be hours and hours of Franklin negotiating with French ministers, followed by hours and hours of Franklin negotiation with British officials.”

“Um…”

“Did I mention most of it will be in French?”

“Wait…”

“With sub-titles.  And half of it will be French spoken poorly by Americans.”

“I dunno…”

“What if we had Michael Douglas looking geriatrically sexy in the title role?”

“Done!”

Seriously, I’m grateful this kind of television is being made.  I know more about this history than the next guy, and probably the guy next to him.  But I still learned quite a bit from the show.  It captured well the competing interests of great nations, life in the ancien regime, and the wily charm of one of our greatest Americans.

As for Ridley Scott...just as Bonaparte himself gave us Austerlitz and Waterloo, you gave us Gladiator and Napoleon.  You win some, you lose some, right?

Pete Rose RIP

Moments after the New York Mets finished the most exciting (and, depending on how things play out, the most consequential) regular season game of their 62-year history, news arrived that Pete Rose died.

(It also happened to be my birthday, but that is neither here nor there.)

As a sports fan, I have been married to the New York Mets for as long as I can remember. 

No choice really.  I was born in Flushing.  My Dad was a Brooklyn Dodgers fan, so it was a National League house.  My Italian grandmother loved the Mets.  Ed Kranepool lived around the corner, and the restaurant he operated with Ron Swoboda was half a mile away. 

But in the late 70s and early 80s, while I remained in a loveless and passionless marriage with the New York Mets, I had a torrid love affair with the Cincinnati Reds.

I wish I could blame it on M. Donald Grant.  On June 15, 1977, Grant traded Tom Seaver from the Mets to the Reds.  I could say, hey, the Mets betrayed me, my hero went to the Reds, and I followed him there.

I wish I could blame it on the 1976 World Series.  The Reds swept the Yankees, and by the transitive property of ‘The enemy of my enemy is my friend’, I became a Reds fan.

But alas, the timeline doesn’t work.  My cheating had begun as far back as ’75.

And at the heart of my love affair with the Cincinnati Reds and the Big Red Machine was my man crush on Peter Edward Rose.

The Big Red Machine

As a kid I loved baseball.  I’d put baseball cards in the spokes of my bicycle.  I thought the height of fashion was a long sleeve shirt under a short sleeve shirt with a batting glove in the back pocket. I would buy Big League Chew, even though it was horrible gum, because it approximated chewing tobacco. 

And I would read baseball statistics.  No, not read…I would study baseball statistics.  

If someone said Ty Cobb had the highest single season batting average, I would correct them.  “Nope, Nap Lajoie hit .426 in 1901.” 

I knew Joe Gordon won the MVP* the year Ted Williams won the Triple Crown.

I could reel off the top 10 hitters on the all-time hit list.

And I would absolutely devour the backs of baseball cards.  I studied them like Hebrew scholars study the Talmud. 

And in the mid-70s, when I was really into baseball statistics, the Big Red Machine had the most awesome statistics, the most fun-to-read backs of baseball cards.

How stacked was this lineup?

• Joe Morgan won consecutive MVPs
•  Johnny Bench was the best-hitting catcher of all time
•  George Foster’s 1977 season was the best by a hitter over 3 decades
•  Tony Perez, arguably the 5th best hitter on the team, is in the Hall of Fame

Heck, even the lesser players…

• Cesar Geronimo won 4 Gold Gloves from 74-77 and oh by the way hit .307 in 76
•  Dave Conception played in 9 All Star games
• Ken Griffey Sr. hit .300 over the 5 years he was on the Big Red Machine, and presaged his son’s career with fabulous outfield play

But the most exciting player on the team, at least for me - and, based on the recent documentary, Charlie Hustle and the Matter of Pete Rose, the entire city of Cincinnati+ - was Pete Rose.

He had the stats, of course.  Batting titles and consecutive 200 hit seasons and hitting streaks and so so many doubles.

But it was more than that.  He was such a baseball player.  The headfirst slides.  Sprinting to first base.  All-star at 5 different positions.  Switch-hitter.  It was hard to imagine anyone loving baseball - loving playing baseball - as much as Pete Rose.

By the mid-80s, a lot had changed.  The Big Red Machine had long since idled.  The Mets had awoken from hibernation and were exciting again.  The New York Football Giants had my attention, almost as much as any baseball team.

And yet, I must have still been into Pete Rose.  Because my sister – on September 30, 1985 – 39 years to the day before Pete’s death – gave me a scrapbook for my birthday.  It is filled with newspaper and magazine clippings of Pete’s 1985 season – the year he caught and passed Ty Cobb on the all-time hit list. 

The Tragedy of Pete Rose

I won’t dwell on all that came after.  And I won't weigh in on the Hall of Fame candidacy - I have mixed feelings about that.  

But I do want to say the remainder of Pete’s life was a Shakespearean tragedy. 

(There are wonderful Shakespeare quotes about roses – not just the famous “a rose by any other name would smell as sweet”, but also ‘the rose looks fair, but fairer we it deem for that sweet odour which doth in it live.”  But really the most accurate quote for this section comes from the hair metal band Poison: “Every Rose has its thorn”).

Here’s the thing about the great Shakespearean tragedies: the protagonist’s downfall comes about because of a fatal character flaw.  Indeed, that flaw is sometimes too much of a virtue.  Macbeth’s ambition.  Lear’s vanity.  Othello’s jealousy.  Hamlet’s intellect.

Pete Rose might well be the most competitive sonofabitch in modern American sports.  And competitive people love the action.  (Michael Jordan, another possible contender for the competitor throne, was known to place a bet or two.)

And when gambling threatened to destroy his life he did what all problem gamblers do – he doubled down.  He lied for decades about gambling on baseball.  Watching the recent documentary I got to thinking that Pete had embodied the George Costanza theory of lying: It’s not a lie if you believe it.

Pete's competitiveness, the fire that made  him one of the most exciting athletes of my lifetime, is a big part of what brought him down.  

All these years later I’m not quite sure how I feel about Pete Rose.  But I can’t help but think that the Twitter wit behind Super70s Sports said it best:

"Super Sky Point to Peter Edward Rose. He was crass. He was selfish. He was full of shit. He was his own worst enemy. But nobody played harder, nobody loved baseball more, nobody won more games, and nobody got more hits. He’ll always be a Hall of Famer to this kid. #RIP"

 

* Gordon led the AL in strikeouts and GIDP, and led all 2nd basemen in errors!  That, my friends, was an injustice

+ Local banks in Cincinnati wouldn't let people use 4192 as their ATM pin because it was too easy to guess

 

The Third Miracle

Dickey Betts, RIP

[I wrote this with the album Brothers and Sisters on.  It would make my day if you read it the same way.]

The term ‘Southern Rock’ was always a bit of misnomer.  The signature bands of the genre not only had differing influences – everything from the obvious country and blues to the less obvious British invasion and jazz – they often had very different instrumental lineups.

Lynyrd Skynyrd, for example, was the only major Southern Rock band with a pianist in the main lineup of the band.

The Marshall Tucker Band had Jerry Eubanks, whose saxophone and flute were regularly featured.

Genre pioneer Charlie Daniels was, quite famously, a fiddle player.  

And The Allman Brothers Band had Gregg Allman playing organ.  

But the true signature sound of Southern Rock was the dual – and sometimes triple – guitar attack.  

Dickey Betts, alongside the virtuoso Duane Allman, completely reinvented the idea of two lead guitars.  The traditional lead/rhythm was replaced by two leads going back and forth with each other.  

You can hear this sound on Layla, with Duane and Eric Clapton, and on most of the Skynyrd catalogue featuring Gary Rossington and Allen Collins.  

But in its purest form, listen to Dickey Betts and Duane Allman on ‘Blue Sky’, a Betts composition.  In particular, listen to them in this extraordinary recording at Stony Brook University*:

* for reasons I’ve never understood, Southern Rock was always hugely popular in the New York suburbs, and Long Island in particular

And then, Duane Allman died.

Surely, a band that loses its leader, the gifted musician whose session work got The Allman Brothers Band a record contract in the first place, would mean the end of that band?

But the Allman Brothers had another Allman, Gregg, who was a great songwriter and an extraordinary vocalist.

And they had a third miracle: Dickey Betts.  On the first album after Duane’s death, ‘Brothers and Sisters’, all he did was write two classics:  Rambling Man and Jessica.  

Rambling Man was by far ABB’s biggest hit.  And Jessica has remained a classic rock staple.

Dickey Betts is in the conversation of most underrated classic rock star.  Maybe it’s because he was in a band called The Allman Brothers and his name wasn’t Allman.  Maybe it’s because the lost promise of Duane Allman and the celebrity journey of Gregg Allman overshadowed him.  

But Forrest Richard Betts was a true classic rock Renaissance man.  He was a songwriter, guitarist, and vocalist.  He wrote songs that can be deemed country, blues, rock, and jazz.  He was trying to make a living, and doing the best he can.  And his best was pretty damned good.

Rest in Peace, Dickey Betts.  

--

Quick personal story: when I was a pre-teen falling in love with music, me and my friends went to a pizza joint in Massapequa Park called Bi-County Pizza.  This place had the worst jukebox.  Disco crap like ‘Ring My Bell’ and Donna Summer.  There were exactly two rock songs on this jukebox: Third Time Lucky by Foghat.  And Blue Sky by the Allman Brothers Band.  As you might imagine, we played Blue Sky A LOT. 

The Johnny Bingo Awards - 2023

Best Books Read by Me This Year

It’s the moment that readers around the world didn’t know they were waiting for – The Johnny Bingo Awards!  As a reminder here are the criteria for The JBs – actually, criterion – which I have slightly updated due to the fact that the Dick Clark reference was getting a bit dated:

This award too has only one criterion – for a book to be eligible, I had to have finished reading it this year. It could’ve been written by a blind Greek poet in the 8th century BCE or be an unpublished galley hacked from an MFA candidate’s MacBook in a Brooklyn cafe.  As long as I read the last paragraph before the clock hits midnight on December 31, New York time, it is eligible for a JB.

In my quest to be as inconsistent as possible, this is (I think?) my first-ever Top 10 list.  Also, for the first time this year, I'll list all eligible books at the bottom.

But first, I need to take my annual swipe at the Nobel Prize in Literature.  This year’s winner was Jon Fosse.  Heard of him?  Me neither! 

Apparently he is a Norwegian playwright/novelist who is largely unknown around the world.  His Wikipedia entry, in a quest for accolades, can only come up with kudos like “the second most performed Norwegian playwright” and “ranked number 83 on the list of the Top 100 living geniuses by The Daily Telegraph”.  Well, if this doesn’t melt your snow, I don’t know what will.

Cormac McCarthy, on the other hand, will never give an acceptance speech in Stockholm.  He died this summer.  

On to the winners!

Best Unexpected Read

The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue, V.E. Schwab

Sometimes I take a chance on a book based on the title alone.  And I liked the name ‘Addie LaRue’.  Glad I did!  This is a delightful tale of a young Frenchwoman in 1714 who gains immortality, but at the cost of not being remembered by anyone who lays eyes on her.  We follow her through the centuries to the denouement in present-day New York  A fun read.

Best Series

The Hornblower Saga, C.S. Forester

Like many lovers of historical fiction, Patrick O’Brian’s Aubrey/Maturin series is one of the greatest pleasures of my reading life.  (And, a 2007 Johnny Bingo Award winner, the inaugural year of this prestigious prize)

The Hornblower Saga – 8 novels spanning the career of Horatio Hornblower from midshipman to Admiral – was an inspiration for Aubrey/Maturin.  Less literary and more of an adventure tale, it covers nearly the entire span of the Napoleonic Wars.  I highly recommend reading it in the order of Hornblower’s career, rather than the order in which it was published.

Best History Book by a Politician

The Naval War of 1812,Theodore Roosevelt

When Theodore Roosevelt was only 24 years old, he published the definitive history of the Naval War of 1812.  It was not just a thorough account of the war, but an argument for the importance of sea power.  The book was so well-received that a copy of it was placed on every ship in the United States Navy. 

Fourteen years later he was named Assistant Secretary of the Navy, where he successfully lobbied for a build-up of naval strength.  Five years after that he became President, and as President he sent the Great White Fleet on a tour of the globe – a friendly tour but one that said to the rest of the world, “Don’t mess with the US Navy.”  

For three decades, nobody did.  Then Japan attacked Pearl Harbor.  It didn't work out well for them.

Anyway, a first edition of this book will hopefully be the next valuable addition to my library.

Best History Book by a Journalist

American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House, Jon Meacham

The non-Presidential part of Andrew Jackson’s life is so fascinating, I thought a book focused just on his Presidency would be boring.  I was wrong.

I bought this book while visiting the Hermitage, Jackson’s home outside Nashville.  Like most great history books, it gives an insight into the world we live in today, and in particular how presidential power evolves, and is very different depending on who sits in the Oval Office.

And for this long time student of the Civil War, I was surprised to learn how that war nearly started 30 years earlier, and may well have if not for Andrew Jackson’s powerful belief in the Union.

Best History Book by an Actual Historian 

Power and Thrones: A New History of the Middle Ages, Dan Jones

Jones is an actual historian - a first-class history degree from Cambridge and 10 history books to his credit, mostly about medieval England.  But he's also a novelist, a TV presenter, a sportswriter...

Dan Jones is, above all, a story teller.  

This account of the middle ages is the kind of book that might make the serious reader cringe a bit.  The title, for example, is clearly trying to get the attention of Game of Thrones fans browsing the bookstore.  

But his passion for the stories he is telling, and his skill at organizing large complex histories into a compelling narrative, is truly a gift.  I'll be reading more of him.  

Best Classic Novel

Things Fall Apart (African Trilogy, Book 1), Chinua Achebe

Kudos to Amazon, who consistently recommended this book to me in Kindle ads, so I finally took a shot.  What an elegant novel about pre-colonial life in Africa, and how the arrival of European missionaries in the late 19th century shattered that.

Best Spy Novel(s)

Slough House series, Mick Herron

George Smiley, the chief protagonist of John LeCarre's novels*, has long been considered the ultimate anti-Bond.  Where James Bond is a natty womanizer who defends England with his gun, Smiley is a homely cuckold who defends England with his brain.

Jackson Lamb, the weathered MI5 agent who leads the gang of misfit toys known as the Slow Horses, makes Smiley look like Bond.  This is a wonderful series - legitimately good spy novels with earned comedy and excellent character studies.

I highly recommend the Apple TV series, with Gary Oldman having the time of his life as Lamb.

* A 2020 Johnny Bingo winner

The Best Book Most Likely to Make My Wife Kick Me Under the Table

 Range: Why Generalists Triumph in a Specialized World, David Epstein

I first gave this award out in 2020.  Here's how I described it:

There's a certain kind of book - nonfiction, well-written, a colon in the title and a Big Idea at its heart - that will make me talk about it for months afterward.  Eventually, I'm out to dinner with friends and rambling on for entirely too long about how ancient Romans used memory palaces to commit multi-hour speeches to memory and - thwack! - my wife will deliver a well-placed blow to my shin.

David Epstein was nominated for this award back then for The Sports Gene: Inside the Science of Extraordinary Athletic Performance.  But alas, he lost to Joshua Foer's Moonwalking with Einstein: The Art and Science of Remembering Everything (that's the book with the memory palaces).

Anyway, I'm sure he's thrilled to win this year's award!

Best Sports Book

A Season on the Brink: A Year with Bob Knight and the Indiana Hoosiers, John Feinstein

Bobby Knight's passing this year put this book on my radar, and lo and behold, the 25th anniversary edition was sitting on my son's shelf.  So I swiped it.

In the preface to this edition, Feinstein addresses all of the theories as to why this book has resonated with people for so long (it was published in the mid-80s).  The timing, the access he had, the way it was written.  But Feinstein is right when he says what made this book so special is the unique character that is Robert Montgomery Knight.  

This clip rather perfectly captures that perfect.  RIP Bob Knight.

Best Book of the Year

People of the Book, Geraldine Brooks  

Occasionally you come across an author, and after finishing the last page, you say to yourself, "Self, I'm going to read everything she ever wrote."  Geraldine Brooks is one of those authors.

People of the Book is not one of her most lauded books, but a particularly timely one.  This book is part scientific/literary detective story, part historical fiction, and part romance.  But it's also a reminder of all the times in the past half millenium that the Jewish people faced existential threats - the expulsion of Jews from Spain, the Inquisition, Vienna in the 1890s, the Nazis, and more.  

But it's also a tale of ecumenical hope.   And we can all use a bit of that these days.

ELIGIBLE BOOKS FOR THIS YEARS JOHNNY BINGO AWARDS

The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue, V.E. Schwab

The Happy Return (Beat to Quarters): The Hornblower Saga #6, C.S. Forester

A Ship of the Line: The Hornblower Saga #7 C.S. Forester

Troy: Our Greatest Story Retold Stephen Fry

Flying Colors: The Hornblower Saga #8 C.S. Forester

The Glorious Cause: The American Revolution: 1763-1789 Robert Middlekauff

Hornblower and the Atropos: The Hornblower Saga # 5) C.S. Forester

A Test of Wills: Ian Rutledge Mystery #1 Charles Todd

The Captain from Connecticut C.S. Forester

The Gods of Gotham: Timothy Wilde #1 Lyndsay Faye

The Naval War of 1812 Theodore Roosevelt

Readings in the Classical Historians Michael Grant

Things Fall Apart (African Trilogy, Book 1) Chinua Achebe

Rules of Prey, Lucas Davenport #1 John Sandford

War of the Roses #1: Stormbird Conn Iggulden

Dead Lions, Slough House #2 Mick Herron

War of the Roses #2: Margaret of Anjou Conn Iggulden

Mr. Churchill's Secretary: A Maggie Hope Mystery (#1) Susan Elia Macneil

The Girl in the Plain Brown Wrapper, Travis McGee #10 John D. MacDonald

Mistborn: The Final Empire #1 Brandon Sanderson

D-Day: The Battle for Normandy Anthony Beevor

Joyland Stephen King

God Save the Mark Donald E. Westlake

Real Tigers: Slough House #3 Mick Herron

Innocent Scott Turow

The Hot Rock: Dormunder #1 Donald Westlake

Power and Thrones: A New History of the Middle Ages Dan Jones

Look Before You Leap (includes: And Then He Went Away) Donald E. Westlake

The Four Foundations of Golf: How To Build a Game That Lasts a Lifetime Jon Sherman

Act of Oblivion Robert Harris

Cloud Cuckoo Land Anthony Doerr

Henry V William Shakespeare

The Wager: A Tale of Shipwreck, Mutiny, and Murder David Grann

War of the Roses #3: Bloodline Conn Iggulden

One Fearful Yellow Eye: Travis McGee #11 John D. MacDonald

American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House Jon Meacham

Pale Gray for Guilt: Travis McGee #12 John D. MacDonald

Portrait of an Unknown Woman: Gabriel Allon #22 Daniel Silva

Desert Rose: Harry Bosch/Renee Ballard mystery Michael Connelly

Essex Dogs: #1 Dan Jones

War of the Roses #4: Ravenspur Conn Iggulden

The Commodore: The Hornblower Saga #9 C.S. Forester

Range: Why Generalists Triumph in a Specialized World David Epstein

Down the River Unto the Sea: King Oliver #1 Walter Moseley

Lord Hornblower: The Hornblower Saga #10 C.S. Forester

Hornblower in the West Indies: The Hornblower Saga #11 C.S. Forester

A Season on the Brink: A Year with Bob Knight and the Indiana Hoosiers John Feinstein

Spook Street: Slough House #4 Mick Herron

People of the Book Geraldine Brooks

Girl with a Pearl Earring Tracy Chevalier